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Managers fear me, CEOs dread me. Hire me to rewrite your Visual basic SQL app combo from the pits of hell to Rust today.

About me

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Previous work

  1. 2018 — 2021

    Software Engineer

    Some Corporation B.V.

    Wrote Visual Basic that talked to SQL. Saw things. Rewrote three of those things in Rust before management noticed.

    Skills learned:

    Docker SQL
  2. 2021 — 2023

    Senior Software Engineer

    Startup of the Year (self-declared)

    Led a team of five people and one thermostat-controlled build server. Shipped a platform nobody asked for, in Rust, twice.

    Skills learned:

    CI/CD Leadership
  3. 2023 — present

    Principal Rust Rewriter

    Freelance / independent

    Travels from codebase to codebase, leaving nothing but Rust and slightly confused legacy developers in my wake.

    Skills learned:

    Slop Drones

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